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Howard Stern has enjoyed a long and storied career, he has many millions of fans, and when his contract is up and his show is over, he’s...

There's no shortage of useless do-gooders out there. The world is filled to the brim with little yellow chickens screaming about falling...

We at Uncle Sam’s Inkwell can’t say for certain if Anthony Fauci tortured animals as a child. Nor can we say he was a bed wetter who...

A perennial favorite asshole of the MAGA movement is none other than California Senator Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff. And what’s there not...

By Senator Chuck Schumer Every family has its traditions and my family is no different, especially when it comes to our favorite...

My name is Regyna Parker, I’m a BBW, non-binary, and my pronouns are zhe/zher. It took a lot of screaming and foot-stamping and...

Johnny Carson was the King of Late Night television and an all American class act You folks know me. I've never been one to take sides,...

Former POTUS BHO "accidentally" drops the soap again Name:  Barack Hussein Obama Known Aliases:  Barry Soetoro, Barack Dunham, Barry...

Stephen Colbert cleans out his desk at CBS You know what's not funny? Losing $40 million because you've got your finger on a pet rock...

Mark Twain Hailing from the earthly realm of Missouri, Samuel Langhorne Clemens—better known as Mark Twain—was a humorist, journalist,...

By Agnes Filmore When I and my disabled non-binary life partner were hiking the arid plains of Tuscany, we came across a tiny and...

Dr. Ingrid Stevenson is a world renowned clinical psychiatrist whose keen understanding of human nature has helped scores of women...

The very public feud between President Trump and Elon Musk is almost too  public. Both men are larger-than-life personalities, so a...

There are things in this world that outlive their welcome very quickly. A turd that won’t flush. A fart in an elevator. Your live-in...

I’m going to say what you’re all thinking: comparing Alligator Alcatraz to Auschwitz is retarded. Maybe you weren’t all thinking that,...

Not within living memory has a political party imploded on such a grand scale as today’s Democratic Party. Having blatantly stolen the...