Anne Frank and Alligators

I’m going to say what you’re all thinking: comparing Alligator Alcatraz to Auschwitz is retarded. Maybe you weren’t all thinking that, but you are now. And maybe you don’t agree with it; maybe you’re one of those uppity liberal white people who sips your lattes with a pinky out. Maybe you find this deeply offensive. Maybe you just pretend you’re offended to fit in with the champagne socialist crowd you pretend to admire.

One way or the other, you’re retarded. Allow me to explain why.

Auschwitz was a facility designed and built to house upwards of one hundred thousand prisoners for the sole purpose of gassing them to death, working them to death, or starving them to death. Put simply, the purpose of Auschwitz was genocide. The prisoners of Auschwitz were innocent civilians dragged from their homes and off the street because of the fluke of their ethnicity. In case you hadn’t heard, the Nazis hated Jews, and gypsies, and bed-wetters and the gays (kind of like the pissed-off liberals reading this article right now), Poles and Slavs and alcoholics and the disabled. Pretty much everyone that wasn’t the archetypal man of the master race. The Nazis were bloodthirsty maniacs; they were obsessed with genetic purity; they had an historical hatred of the Jews; and they may be the worst sore losers in history.

Alligator Alcatraz is a detention facility built to house approximately five thousand prisoners while they wait their turn to make the one-way trip to El Salvador or Sudan, or wherever—who cares? The prisoners of this facility are not poor, innocent, wretched civilians rent from home and family; they’re culled from the populations of our nation’s jails and prisons. They are convicts who belong where they’re found: behind bars. Just not behind bars in America. We’re not talking Anne Frank, we’re talking about Pedro the drug dealer, the human trafficker, the rapist, the drug dealer, the murderer. I repeat: These people belong behind bars. They belong in El Salvador or Sudan or wherever—who cares, so long as they aren’t here?

NIMBY.

The “people” detained in Alligator Auschwitz are the scum of the earth, and it has nothing to do with the fluke of their ethnicity and place of their birth. The thugs of MS-13 aren’t gangbangers by accident. They didn’t slip and trip and fall and by no fault of their own find themselves with facial tattoos and a propensity for violence. They are, to put it simply, the Democratic Party’s favorite kind of immigrant.

And, if you’re a latte liberal, pinky out, and you’re still reading and clutching your pearls and hyperventilating, here’s the grand finale:

Only a retard or shameless liar would assume the Trump administration is targeting the Anne Franks of the world. And only a person of a particularly perverted frame of mind would equate the Jews of the Holocaust with the demented degenerates who find as a temporary home the swamps of Florida. You don’t agree with me? That’s fine. But it makes you a retard and an intellectual pervert. Untethered from reality. You think I’m the kind of person who would rat out Anne Frank to the Nazis? I wouldn’t. You’re the kind who would shelter a murderous rapist.