Howard Stern Signs Off

Howard Stern has enjoyed a long and storied career, he has many millions of fans, and when his contract is up and his show is over, he’s going to go home to his mansion and have fun with his riches. That’s good, good for him. The rest of us will have to get up and go to work tomorrow and the day after and the day after, etc., because we weren’t smart enough to make a living by being a vulgar and obnoxious loudmouth with a national platform for idiotic degeneracy.

Congratulations Howard, you're living the dream.