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Politics, Parody, and Satire
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Just Shut Up
A self-aggrandizing big-mouth, David Brooks, wrote an article for the Atlantic entitled “America Needs a Mass Movement – Now”. It’s about as retarded as you think it is. In this flaccid screed, he asks: “For the United States, the question of the decade is: Why hasn’t a resistance movement materialized here?” A resistance movement has materialized in America, it’s called MAGA, you freakin’ idiot. Brooks goes on to say, “To beat a social movement, you must build a counter soci
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Antifa Wets the Bed in Portland
Radical leftwing sissies give terrorists a bad name Over the past several days we’ve had the distinct pleasure of witnessing the...
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Little Robert Reich Reaches Rock Bottom
There are a variety of grotesque creatures in the menagerie of the left: ogres such as John Fetterman, harpies like Airhead...
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Two-Faced Gavin Newsom
Let’s not mince words: Gavin Newsom was born with a silver spoon up his butt. The left proudly claims to despise the one percent, and...
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Sean Dunn Flung a Flaccid Foot Long
They say truth is stranger than fiction, and they may be right. Yesterday, in our nation’s capital, now former DoJ employee Sean Dunn...
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James Carville Has Lost His Mind
The Ragin’ Cajun has always had a few bats in his belfry, but these days he seems more than a few cans short of a six-pack. Once upon a...
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Howard Stern Signs Off
Howard Stern has enjoyed a long and storied career, he has many millions of fans, and when his contract is up and his show is over, he’s...
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Anthony Fauci: A Pattern of Deadly Decisions
We at Uncle Sam’s Inkwell can’t say for certain if Anthony Fauci tortured animals as a child. Nor can we say he was a bed wetter who...
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Leave the Parody to us, Pencil Neck!
A perennial favorite asshole of the MAGA movement is none other than California Senator Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff. And what’s there not...
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Prisoner Profile: The Jakarta Jackal
Former POTUS BHO "accidentally" drops the soap again Name: Barack Hussein Obama Known Aliases: Barry Soetoro, Barack Dunham, Barry...
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Death of a Snake Oil Salesman
Stephen Colbert cleans out his desk at CBS You know what's not funny? Losing $40 million because you've got your finger on a pet rock...
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