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Just Shut Up
A self-aggrandizing big-mouth, David Brooks, wrote an article for the Atlantic entitled “America Needs a Mass Movement – Now”. It’s about as retarded as you think it is. In this flaccid screed, he asks: “For the United States, the question of the decade is: Why hasn’t a resistance movement materialized here?” A resistance movement has materialized in America, it’s called MAGA, you freakin’ idiot. Brooks goes on to say, “To beat a social movement, you must build a counter soci
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The Leftist Death Cult
Virginia Democratic candidate for state Attorney General and Piece of Shit Extraordinaire, Jay Jones, gets his rocks off fantasizing...
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Antifa Wets the Bed in Portland
Radical leftwing sissies give terrorists a bad name Over the past several days we’ve had the distinct pleasure of witnessing the...
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The FBI Jan 6 False Flag Fiasco Unfolds
For years, the official narrative of January 6, 2021, has been that a mob of outraged Trump supporters planned and organized a violent...
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The Charlie Kirk Turning Point
There isn’t much I can say about Charlie Kirk the man that hasn’t already been said literally millions of times across social media by...
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In Chicago and Beyond, Democrats Are Pro-Crime
Chicago is the world’s largest open-air shooting range. Since 2020, the city has averaged seven hundred shooting deaths per year. It is...
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Richard Nixon Returns From Purgatory to Set the Record Straight
In the pantheon of American presidents, few loom larger—or more controversially—than Richard Milhous Nixon. The only president to resign...
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The Obama Presidential Center is an Abomination
Let’s not beat around the bush. The Obama Presidential Center in Jackson Park, Chicago, is an eyesore. It follows the totalitarian...
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Little Robert Reich Reaches Rock Bottom
There are a variety of grotesque creatures in the menagerie of the left: ogres such as John Fetterman, harpies like Airhead...
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Two-Faced Gavin Newsom
Let’s not mince words: Gavin Newsom was born with a silver spoon up his butt. The left proudly claims to despise the one percent, and...
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Give Him the Damn Nobel Peace Prize Already!
Restoring the Credibility of the Nobel Peace Prize In October of 2009, then-Commander-in-Chief Barack Hussein Obama won the Nobel Peace...
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“Reclining Toward the Sublime: Anna Uddenberg’s Privileged
By Preston Sawyer One can scarcely walk among Anna Uddenberg’s Privileged without feeling that one has entered a sanctum where the human...
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Sean Dunn Flung a Flaccid Foot Long
They say truth is stranger than fiction, and they may be right. Yesterday, in our nation’s capital, now former DoJ employee Sean Dunn...
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Travel Blog: Regyna Goes to India
By Regyna Parker Hey folks it’s me, Regyna Parker with another eye-opening adventure for the USI Travel Blog! As you may remember, I’m...
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Donald Trump Does D.C.
In 2024, Washington D.C. was a national leader among major cities for having one of the highest murder rates in the country. Violent...
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Jim Lovell: From a Humble Start to Heroism in the Stars
Earth says thank you and farewell Born in 1928 in Cleveland, Ohio, Jim Lovell grew up during the Great Depression in modest...
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg Rises From the Grave!
My soul has returned from the depths of hell to reinhabit my earthly body just long enough to write this piece. I have spent the past...
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The Wheel of Progressive Personas
Be careful if you encounter these progressives in the wild.
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James Carville Has Lost His Mind
The Ragin’ Cajun has always had a few bats in his belfry, but these days he seems more than a few cans short of a six-pack. Once upon a...
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Why Does Everyone Hate Me???
By Karen Bellamy Another day, another disaster. My new boyfriend, Scott, just broke up with me. His reason? He said I was...
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